1. Don’t squat with your spurs on.
2. Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
3. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back in.
4. If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.
5. If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
6. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him… The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
7. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
8. There are two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.
9. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
10. Never slap a man who’s chewin’ tobacco.

The excitement of learning separates youth from old age. As long as you’re learning you’re not old. ~ Rosalyn S. Yalow